January 2009
I know I'm lazy, but not like this →
day bow bow
gift that keeps on giving
me: hi
bro: supdog millionaire
(via jessicat:ohlivyuhuxtable:ferrrn)
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that....
– Drew Carey (via bitchville;looselipssinkships;noahkai;whatthehale;bowlsby)
The world's best passenger complaint letter. →
sflan:
kapi:
A complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson regarding Virgin Atlantic.
Like it says in the packet, it’s the little deets that make a big diff.
– gene, united states of tara
I ran three miles today… finally I said, ‘Lady, keep your purse.’
– Emo Philips via (via ilindsay)