December 2009
It's good to be home
Dad: I thought you were going to go to the 7:00 PM service, not the earlier one
Mom: I plan to be drinking by 7
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Watchniffin:
brooklynmutt:
SNL’s Parody Of MTV’s Jersey Shore’s “Snooki”
You can call me Garfield: ‘cause I’m bright orange and I LOVE lasagna!
This is an email exchange between my friend and...
Emma (in reference to a different co-worker who said she was too busy to help): She was clearly on Facebook. This place makes me nuts sometimes.
Brooks: When I went over she was playing snood on yahoo games
Emma: UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.
Brooks: Life is not fair. 20 million innocent civilians died in World War 2. That is what I tell myself to be able to cope.
“We smooshed.”
– Ronnie
Jersey Shore — adding to my vocabulary one episode at a time
Mac and Dee from "Always Sunny" getting into bar... →
flip, flip, flipadelphia
