February 2009
“I’m giving up false modesty for Lent, but it’s no big deal.”
– toldorknown (via sds) (via whatson) (via jessicat)
“Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type “lol”. I type “lqtm”: “laugh quietly...”
– Demetri Martin (via punchlines) (via youreatowel)
“Can I just have one funnel cake … eating contest?”
– Meatwad while on a diet
Free pancakes all day tomorrow at IHOP
just fyi
oscars 09
me: ahahahaha brad and angelina are going home with NOTHING, NADA, ZIP.
janazen: theyll probably go home with one of those indian kids
“Getting my first set of business cards has made me ruler of the world of...”
– deebs0527 at Ruminations.com
The Seed by The Roots
Girl Scouts adds 'Cookie Locator' to Web site →
mermay:
(via oregonian)
Pure genius. Now I’m craving Thin Mints…
i’m screwed.
“I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence...”
– Demetri Martin (via soulgarden:wideeyedhippiechild) (via treydalton) 