txtsfrmlstnght: (952): I’ve never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
txtsfrmlstnght: (312): Dude I can’t believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight. (773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Men’s Needs by The Cribs
Kids with leashes →
I may or may not have been one myself
Sunny Came Home by Shawn Colvin
l: i love it when you serenade me
j: my favorite part of my own whistling technique is that I go in and out
l: that's my favorite part, too.
amyyy: The Office - Typography. Seeing it this way adds so much to the humor. I love it.
World's greatest beer names (pt 1) →
I’m cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.– Marshall Eriksen
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alexewing:fuckyeahneilpatrickharris: Take that Magic!
Whatever. Guys like a little hint of a slight beer belly. It’s the...– Jess