May 2009
txtsfrmlstnght:
(952): I’ve never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
April 2009
txtsfrmlstnght:
(312): Dude I can’t believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight. (773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Kids with leashes →
I may or may not have been one myself
l: i love it when you serenade me
j: my favorite part of my own whistling technique is that I go in and out
l: ...
l: that's my favorite part, too.
amyyy:
The Office - Typography.
Seeing it this way adds so much to the humor. I love it.
World's greatest beer names (pt 1) →
I’m cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.
– Marshall Eriksen
Blisters are nature’s way of reminding me about my inconsistent workout...
– AK
alexewing:fuckyeahneilpatrickharris:
Take that Magic!
Whatever. Guys like a little hint of a slight beer belly. It’s the...
– Jess