September 2009
“I just did an hour on the gym machine. I’m sweaty and I have to shit. Where’s my...”
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August 2009
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Dawn Fraser: 71 year old bad ass →
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13 Bizarre Stipulations in Wills →
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ListenSixteen by Le Tigre
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“You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those...”
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Dumb Jokes that are Funny →
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Aug 27th
Also,
megwhyte: An executive from Miller-Coors, one from Anhueser-Busch, and a reporter walk into a bar.  The Miller-Coors man orders himself a Miller.  The AB man orders himself a Budweiser.  The reporter asks for a water.  The two executives look at him, confused.  The reporter says, “Well if you two are drinking water I thought I might as well also.”
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ListenCocoa Jumbo by Ace of Base Good hump day song
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Orange Kicking-Bag-O-Love seeking anyone except... →
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“Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for...”
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Young comedians you need to know →
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If You Love Friends and How I Met Your Mother...... →
12minds:lizlemon: (via chatter)
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