September 2009
I just did an hour on the gym machine. I’m sweaty and I have to shit. Where’s my...
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August 2009
Dawn Fraser: 71 year old bad ass →
13 Bizarre Stipulations in Wills →
You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those...
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Dumb Jokes that are Funny →
Also,
megwhyte:
An executive from Miller-Coors, one from Anhueser-Busch, and a reporter walk into a bar. The Miller-Coors man orders himself a Miller. The AB man orders himself a Budweiser. The reporter asks for a water. The two executives look at him, confused. The reporter says, “Well if you two are drinking water I thought I might as well also.”
Orange Kicking-Bag-O-Love seeking anyone except... →
Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for...
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Young comedians you need to know →
If You Love Friends and How I Met Your Mother...... →
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