February 2010
“I feel like any really good housekeeper would be great at this sport.”
– Anthony while watching women’s curling
IT'S FRIDAY!!%!#@!!!1
vforvelociraptor:plasticteacups:
“But then Hurley gives Jack Jacob’s secret message, which is “you have what it...”
– Lost S60E04: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes | Videogum
God, this whole thing is gold.
(via saveitforthejudge)
“I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry,...”
– RIP Mitch Hedberg
Born on February 24, 1968: American comedian, 1968-2005.
(via niffin)
WatchDrench: Mr. Memory
I wish I went to NYU ...
… so that I could take a class with this professor. From deadspin “A student at NYU’s Stern School of Business sent a complaint email to a hard-headed professor about his class’s lateness policy. The professor emailed back, eviscerated the student David Mamet-style, and now it’s gone viral. Welcome to internet immorality.”
Here’s the exchange:
Sent:...
“Reuters reported this week that a jilted woman pestered her former lover with...”
– Tina Fey (Saturday Night Live 26x13) (via cheia/tinafeysays/fuckyeahsnl/commacommachameleon)
One of my favorite thing about watching men's...
… muting the television and watching it while playing pop music. Surprisingly highly entertaining.
“When I was 17, I had sex with a woman with a wooden arm. It was shaped like it...”
– Tracey Morgan
Disguised weapons →
