I feel like any really good housekeeper would be great at this sport.– Anthony while watching women’s curling
But then Hurley gives Jack Jacob’s secret message, which is “you have what it...– Lost S60E04: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes | Videogum God, this whole thing is gold. (via saveitforthejudge)
I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry,...– RIP Mitch Hedberg Born on February 24, 1968: American comedian, 1968-2005. (via niffin)
Drench: Mr. Memory
I wish I went to NYU ...
… so that I could take a class with this professor. From deadspin “A student at NYU’s Stern School of Business sent a complaint email to a hard-headed professor about his class’s lateness policy. The professor emailed back, eviscerated the student David Mamet-style, and now it’s gone viral. Welcome to internet immorality.” Here’s the exchange: Sent:...
Reuters reported this week that a jilted woman pestered her former lover with...– Tina Fey (Saturday Night Live 26x13) (via cheia/tinafeysays/fuckyeahsnl/commacommachameleon)
One of my favorite thing about watching men's...
… muting the television and watching it while playing pop music. Surprisingly highly entertaining.
When I was 17, I had sex with a woman with a wooden arm. It was shaped like it...– Tracey Morgan
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