May 2010
Conversation this weekend with my 5 yr old cousin
Ryan: Who was your partner in college?
Me: Who?
Ryan: The one that you slept with?
Me: What ... oh do you mean who was my roommate? [Took me about a minute ... ]
bestrooftalkever:
“I don’t think your crystals are working, bro.”
“I know they’re not working, that’s why there’s hundreds on me right now.”
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