Conversation this weekend with my 5 yr old cousin
Ryan: Who was your partner in college?
Ryan: The one that you slept with?
Me: What ... oh do you mean who was my roommate? [Took me about a minute ... ]
bestrooftalkever: “I don’t think your crystals are working, bro.” “I know they’re not working, that’s why there’s hundreds on me right now.” (via soupsoup | vanessaprat) (via snowspot)